A GreenBeanGames Production

Music by Kusaji - https://soundcloud.com/kusaji

Sound effects made in sfxr

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TRANSMISSION START-

"Hello, Hello is this thing on??"

*Tap* *Tap*

"HEY YOU BOZO BACK THERE. TELL ME HOW THIS THING WORKS AND I MIGHT JUST
LET YOU LIVE."

'Is there a flashing green light?'

"Oh. Yea. Thanks I see it."

'Can you untie me already?'

"NO."

'You crazy sunuvabitch, the others are going to come looking for me,
and when they find you you're a dead man!"

"SHUT UP"
"Ahem. Okay. Sorry about that. Bandits you know. Always rude, violent,
aggressive, overly confident, and smelly."

"But the worst part about it is- get this. These bandits aren't just
scavenging around any more. You won't believe what I saw them doing.
They're gathering underground. Hundreds of them. They're bringing books,
they've got chalk, they've got computers and stuff. They've even got these
weird recorder radio things I'm using right now!"

"I've got no doubt in my mind. I know what they're up to. They're trying to
start a school, restart the educational system! They're trying to learn!
Can you believe that?!?"

"Like, come on. This is an apocalyptic wasteland. Why, WHY, would you want
to go back to class."

"TELL ME WHY YOU GOON"

'Humanity has not fallen! We will not continue to live like animals! We just
want to go back to the way our lives once were.'

"Unnghhh. You guys are the BIGGEST nerds I swear. Like oh my god. Go read
your stupid books and papers. This entire thing is so lame it's giving me
a headache."

"YOU HEAR THAT. SO LAME I'VE GOT A HEADACHE"

"Ahem. Back to the point. We can't let this happen! So, if any of you are out
there, listening in on this or whatever, come join me. I know where their hideout
is and how to get in. We are gonna straight up RAID the place. Ba bam."

"I'm talking like. Full on destruction raid. Explosions and stuff. It is going to be
intense."

'You'll never manage to take the stronghold!!'

"SHUT UP"
"sigh...some thugs..just want to watch the world learn."
"Anyways if you're down to you know, teach these punks a REAL lesson. Go ahead
and meet up with me here and we'll get to business. Alright. Peeeaaaacceee"

'You didn't even give them a time!'

"OHMYGOD YOU JUST WON'T STOP TALKING. You want a time huh Mr. Bandit??
Well i've got a time for you! Let me just look at my watch and-
HEY LOOK AT THAT, IT'S TIME, TIME TO DIE"

'Gaaeuhuh
- TRANSMISSION END